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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:51
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC
So they tried
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
What everyday objects become surprisingly challenging to use in zero gravity?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.